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Hair long, money long. Me and broke niggas, we don’t get along.

Hair long, money long. Me and broke niggas, we don’t get along.

We cute.

We cute.

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dipper-goes-to-my-spooky-bell:

dersekingdom:

shialabeowulf:

I HAVE FOUND THE SECRETS TO THE UNIVERSE!
this, I liiiiike.

HOLY SHIT YES

Kodak Easyshare Camera, C1450
Another one. Lol. I’m fabulous.

Another one. Lol. I’m fabulous.

Kodak Easyshare Camera, C1450
Hipster hoe photo for the tumblr folks. I didn’t forget about all my followers!! Lol jk I don’t have any followers…

Hipster hoe photo for the tumblr folks. I didn’t forget about all my followers!! Lol jk I don’t have any followers…

Damn. I’m cute.

Damn. I’m cute.

the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

"He’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in 2008, I was elected President, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would blow him off to pass Obamacare, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Democrats pool party, I was like, “Mitt, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re Republican.” I mean I couldn’t have a Republican at my party. There were gonna be politicians there supporting tax breaks for lower income families. I mean, right? He was a REPUBLICAN. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of Congress because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the debate, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s trying to roll down airplane windows."

My tumblr theme really sucks but idc whatevs. lulzzz

Been off this tumblr shit for awhile and now I can’t even click on my page thingy without it redirecting me to another domain. WTF YO

what is going on?!?!